yup, Matt in his purple jeep, downtown by UofM i honked and drove slow next to him and he didnt even look
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#23
The Lounge / LMAO but true
September 14, 2009, 03:00:05 PM
Oil Change instructions for Women:
1) Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3000 miles since the last oil change.
2) Drink a cup of coffee.
3) 15 minutes later, write a check and leave with a properly maintained vehicle.
Money spent :
Oil Change:$20.00
Coffee: $1.00
To t al: $21.00
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Oil Change instructions for Men :
1) Wait until Saturday, drive to auto parts store and buy a case of oil, filter, kitty litter, hand cleaner and a scented tree, write a check for $50.00.
2) Stop by 7-11 and buy a case of beer, write a check for $20, drive home.
3) Open a beer and drink it .
4) Jack car up. Spend 30 minutes looking for jack stands.
5) Find jack stands under kid's pedal car.
6) In frustration, open another beer and drink i t .
7) Place drain pan under engine..
Look for 9/16 box end wrench.
9) Give up and use crescent wrench.
10) Unscrew drain plug.
11) Drop drain plug in pan of hot oil: splash hot oil on you in process. Cuss.
12) Crawl out from under car to wipe hot oil off of face and arms. Throw kitty litter on spilled oil.
13) Have another beer while watching oil drain.
14) Spend 30 minutes looking for oil filter wrench.
15) Give up; crawl under car and hammer a screwdriver through oil filter and twist off.
16) Crawl out from under car with dripping oil filter splashing oil everywhere from holes. Cleverly hide old oil filter among trash in trash can to avoid environmental penalties. Drink a beer.
17) Install new oil filter making sure to apply a thin coat of oil to gasket surface.
18) Dump first quart of fresh oil into engine.
19) Remember drain plug from step 11.
20) Hurry to find drain plug in drain pan.
21) Drink beer.
22) Discover that first quart of fresh oil is now on the floor. Throw kitty litter on oil spill.
23) Get drain plug back in with only a minor spill. Drink beer.
24) Crawl under car getting kitty litter in to eyes. Wipe eyes with oily rag used to clean drain plug. Slip with stupid crescent wrench tightening drain plug and bang knuckles on frame removing any excess skin between knuckles and frame.
25) Begin cussing fit .
26) Throw stupid crescent wrench.
27) Cuss for additional 5 minutes because wrench hit bowling trophy.
28) Beer.
29) Clean up hands and bandage as required to stop blood flow.
30) Beer.
31) Dump in five fresh quart s of oil.
32) Beer.
33) Lower car from jack stands.
34) Move car back to apply more kitty litter to fresh oil spilled during any missed steps.
35) Beer.
36) Test drive car.
37) Get pulled over: arrested for driving under the influence.
38) Car gets impounded.
39) Call loving wife,make bail.
40) 12 hours later, get car from impound yard.
Money spen t :
Par t s: $50.00
DUI: $2500.00
Impound fee: $75.00
Bail: $1500.00
Beer: $20.00
To t al: $4,145.00
Bu t you know thejob was done righ t
1) Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3000 miles since the last oil change.
2) Drink a cup of coffee.
3) 15 minutes later, write a check and leave with a properly maintained vehicle.
Money spent :
Oil Change:$20.00
Coffee: $1.00
To t al: $21.00
==========
Oil Change instructions for Men :
1) Wait until Saturday, drive to auto parts store and buy a case of oil, filter, kitty litter, hand cleaner and a scented tree, write a check for $50.00.
2) Stop by 7-11 and buy a case of beer, write a check for $20, drive home.
3) Open a beer and drink it .
4) Jack car up. Spend 30 minutes looking for jack stands.
5) Find jack stands under kid's pedal car.
6) In frustration, open another beer and drink i t .
7) Place drain pan under engine..
Look for 9/16 box end wrench.9) Give up and use crescent wrench.
10) Unscrew drain plug.
11) Drop drain plug in pan of hot oil: splash hot oil on you in process. Cuss.
12) Crawl out from under car to wipe hot oil off of face and arms. Throw kitty litter on spilled oil.
13) Have another beer while watching oil drain.
14) Spend 30 minutes looking for oil filter wrench.
15) Give up; crawl under car and hammer a screwdriver through oil filter and twist off.
16) Crawl out from under car with dripping oil filter splashing oil everywhere from holes. Cleverly hide old oil filter among trash in trash can to avoid environmental penalties. Drink a beer.
17) Install new oil filter making sure to apply a thin coat of oil to gasket surface.
18) Dump first quart of fresh oil into engine.
19) Remember drain plug from step 11.
20) Hurry to find drain plug in drain pan.
21) Drink beer.
22) Discover that first quart of fresh oil is now on the floor. Throw kitty litter on oil spill.
23) Get drain plug back in with only a minor spill. Drink beer.
24) Crawl under car getting kitty litter in to eyes. Wipe eyes with oily rag used to clean drain plug. Slip with stupid crescent wrench tightening drain plug and bang knuckles on frame removing any excess skin between knuckles and frame.
25) Begin cussing fit .
26) Throw stupid crescent wrench.
27) Cuss for additional 5 minutes because wrench hit bowling trophy.
28) Beer.
29) Clean up hands and bandage as required to stop blood flow.
30) Beer.
31) Dump in five fresh quart s of oil.
32) Beer.
33) Lower car from jack stands.
34) Move car back to apply more kitty litter to fresh oil spilled during any missed steps.
35) Beer.
36) Test drive car.
37) Get pulled over: arrested for driving under the influence.
38) Car gets impounded.
39) Call loving wife,make bail.
40) 12 hours later, get car from impound yard.
Money spen t :
Par t s: $50.00
DUI: $2500.00
Impound fee: $75.00
Bail: $1500.00
Beer: $20.00
To t al: $4,145.00
Bu t you know thejob was done righ t
#25
Tech Talk / any ideas??
May 07, 2009, 06:11:13 PM
as most know the story and the wire harness got ripped when the t-case blew up, i got the new pieces, and there is still no power to the fuel pump, and no spark, i have checked the obvious fuses
#26
The Lounge / silver lake
April 08, 2009, 06:24:21 PM
i know its open, but daily?, or only on weekends?
#27
Spotted and Sightings / mudviper
March 28, 2009, 11:41:13 PM
at the jocaine concert at the machine shop
#28
Spotted and Sightings / Mr Hittie again
March 23, 2009, 09:18:41 PM
honestly, im not stalking you, my sister-in-law lives near bristol and dort
#29
Spotted and Sightings / Mr Hittie
March 12, 2009, 08:18:23 PM
caught you twice, you passed us at dort and bristol, then passed in front of us at genesee and atherton, you were heading twards M-15 ::woot::
#30
Spotted and Sightings / Alice
March 12, 2009, 08:15:51 PM
and maybe lee at the corner of genesee and court, you were coming off court heading twards your house ::woot::
#31
Tech Talk / front locker
February 03, 2009, 08:49:46 PM
what ya think ? its for the stock d30, ill be buying one by the end of the month
#32
Wanted / heated garage
January 20, 2009, 07:58:07 AM
i got everything to fix my jeep, just need a place, and maybe a hand to do it,
thanx Doug
thanx Doug
#35
Pictures and Videos / mounds 8-17-08
August 17, 2008, 07:38:38 PM
sorry, thats all i got before the camera died
#37
Spotted and Sightings / Alice
June 13, 2008, 07:47:43 PM
yesterday at the salon on richfield rd. ::Jeep::
#38
Introductions / hi my name is Doug
June 05, 2008, 02:06:18 PM
and im a jeepaholic, its only been 1 1/2 hour since i've wheeled last
::woot:: ::woot:: ::ouch::
::woot:: ::woot:: ::ouch::
#39
Events / friend and family cook out
June 04, 2008, 02:34:03 PM
the wife and i are planning to be out at richfield park sunday around 2pm with some friends and all is welcome to come, we have hotdogs and hamburgers, so all you need is drink, and a dish to pass, it will be a good time
any questions or if you can attend, please post up, for a close head count
thanx...Doug
any questions or if you can attend, please post up, for a close head count
thanx...Doug
#40
Events / VASSAR SATURDAY?
May 12, 2008, 03:14:44 PM
due to the clean up cancelation, a few of us want to go to vassar, any one interested please post up with a time thats good for you, and we'll decide on a time frame