You Know You Have A Real Jeep...

[ouchman]

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You Know You Have A Real Jeep...


1. If You Go To Get The Sunday Paper And Come Back On Monday Without It


2. If You Use A Hose To Clean The Inside And Outside


3. When A Scratch Or A Dent Is A Beauty Mark


4. You Roll It Over And Don't Get Upset


5. Your Mom Can't Get In With Out Help


6. You Judge Every Hill By How Much Fun It Would To Be Climb It


7. You Puke When You See A Rav4


8. When You Know What The Wave Is And You're Not Afraid To Use It


9. You Get Custom Pin-stripping From Trail Brush


10. If it Takes More Than 6 Hours To Get Donuts


11. When You Pull Into The Unplowed Parking Spots On Snowy Days


12. When You Take Your Friends Wheeling And They Say "What Trail I Don't See A Trail"


13. Your Friends Won't Ride With You, They Don't Want To End Up In The Boonies In The Middle Of The Night


14. When Your Boss Asks His Secretary To Tell You To Wash Your Vehicle


15. When You Finally Wash Off The Mud Everyone Thinks You Bought A New Vehicle


16. When You Can See Over A Suburban


17. You Carry Emergency Supplies,clothing,you Never Know Where You Will End Up


18. When Your Rocksliders Battle Rocks?..and Win


19. When It Rains And You Don't Care That Your Top And Doors Are Home In The Garage


20. When You Drive Around Looking At Xmas Lights Topless


21. When You Change Your Spark Plugs In The Parking Lot At Work On A Break?


22. When Your "parts Dept" Is On Blocks Behind Your House


23. When You Take Your Wife Wheeling And She Has To Flip Your Vehicle Back On It's Wheels


24. When You Use Your Ice Scraper On The Inside Of Your Windshield


25. You Get More Heat From Holes In The Floorboards Than Through The Heater Vents


26. Passengers Scream "Don't Roll It!" When Riding With You


27. Every Page Of Your Repair Manual Has Greasy Fingerprints


28. You Spend More Time Under Your Vehicle Than Under Your Significant Other


29. Winter Comes And You Can Remember Where You Put Your Top


30. When The Manager Of The Car wash Bans You!


31. You Complain About Everything But Smile When You Fix Everything Yourself


32. When You Think "Mud Brown" Should Be A Factory Paint Color


33. When You Slam The Door And Chunks Of Dried Mud Crumble To The Ground


34. When You Feel Sorry For Someone In A $50,000 Toyota Land Crusier


35.When You Have All Your Credit Card Numbers Memorized


36. Your Wife/girlfriend Refuses To Get In It


37. You Are The Only One On The Street Who Doesn't Plow Their Driveway


38. You Can't Hear Your $5,000 Stereo Over The Howl Of Your Tires On The Pavement


39. You Have A High-water Mark Inside The Vehicle


40. Any Tire That Isn't Waist High Looks Like A Bagel

[NewRide]

::Jeep::  ::Jeep::

[TechJeeper]

w00t i got like a 70 percent, thats a passing grade!

[94_xj_country]

"21. When You Change Your Spark Plugs In The Parking Lot At Work On A Break?"

should read:
 21. When You Change your hubs In The Parking Lot At Work On A Break